International Watch Twilight with your significant other day

May 1st is internationally recognized as “Watch Twilight with your significant other day” So cuddle up with your spouse boyfriend or girlfriend and turn on the twilight movie saga

Boy:Hey Babe it’s May 1st you know what that means
Girl:Heck ya I do it’s International Watch Twilight with your significant other day Time to cuddle up Boo!!

by hippoman38279190 April 28, 2021

Cat got your thumb?

In Messaging, a subtle inquiry as to whether the other party composes text and thoughts at the same crawl.

This is not a trick question (long pause)... Cat got your thumb?

by Zappin' Nap April 29, 2021

Cat got your thumb?

In Messaging, a subtle inquiry as to whether the other party composes text at the same speed he or she composes thoughts.

This is not a trick question. It's a week late, where's my package... (long pause) Cat got your thumb?

by Zappin' Nap April 29, 2021

Entry your pockets

This means whoever wrote this is a dumbass

Entry your pockets now.

by Thanosindisguise April 29, 2021

Your mom

OVERATED

I WAS IN YOUR MOM LAST NIGHT

by Creampie69-420 April 30, 2021

Chuck your donuts

To overreact to an unintentional slight in a manner that implies knowledge you don't really have.

"This is the express lane, 10 item or less! How dare you be here with 11 items! You know full well that you are trying to take advantage of hard working people like me!"
"Dude, don't chuck your donuts! - This TP is a two-pack!"

by Awesome guy 74474 May 1, 2021

your a toaster

When some when messes up so bad you call them a toaster because they burnt the bread.

Person A : AH crap I F*cked up
Person B : Your a Toaster

by elizor09 May 1, 2021