now listen up you fat fuck

Now listen up you fat fuck is what you say when you are going to start the most fire rant of 2016.

When that dude calls you irrelevant.

"Now listen up you fat fuck..

I'M EX PLUG DJ, I WAS ONE OF THE FIRST DUBTRACK MEMBERS. I MADE THE SKYPE COMMUNITY. I AM SKYPE I'M THE NEW GENERATION OF KARMAWHORING. AND I'M IRRELEVANT? PISS OFF WITH YOUR SHITTY BALL'ON TALK CRINGE BULLSHIT. THE ONLY REASON ANYONE WOULD EVER VOTE FOR YOU IS THAT THEY SAW YOUR MISERABLE FACE AND FELT LIKR THEY HAD TO DO IT OUT OF SYMPATHY. NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GO BACK TO THE CAVE YOU BELONG IN."

by DiedPiepMuis December 31, 2016

pick up the Cosby kids from the pool

to scoop your shit out of the toilet, by hand or with a fishnet.

Jim had forgotten his doctor wanted a stool sample, so right after he finished dropping off the Cosby kids at the pool he immediately had to pick up the Cosby kids from the pool.

by ducksRpeople2 September 11, 2011

dang dizzle up in ho chizzle juggalizzle

I want to get inside your chicken juggalo.

by Matt Larson July 8, 2003

Beep when you back up

When a person accidentally puts their foot in their mouth or otherwise insults someone, or makes everyone aware of an elephant in the room. Then he or she tries overly hard to make the situation better, or cover up their tracks. Like heavy machinery moving backwards, it's definitely noticable.....

"Wow, you really pissed off Cassidy, do you always Beep when you back up?"

by Dumbella July 1, 2009

trussed up like a sailor's wife

indisposed

"she is trussed up like a sailor's wife"

by jinglard January 22, 2020

String em up and shiv their ankles

To "string" somebody up and "shiv their ankles" was used as a threat during the 1540-60s in many parts of Eastern Arabia. When somebody thought their slaves were being abducted during the night, they would threaten the suspect with a "good ol ankle shiving." However, very few instances have been recorded where the person actually went through with the stringing and shiving. It was much easier to just shoot them. Now-a-days this phrase is used on the computer voice-chat program "Discord." When a person wishes for another person to be "banned" or "kicked" from a Discord "server," that person declares that the moderator(s) or owner(s) should "string em up and shiv their ankles," essentially, "Ban this scrublord from the discord because he is stupid."

anklefetish68: Man this guy won't shut the hell up. I think we should string em up and shiv their ankles. Anyone else?
moderator: Good idea, let's do it.
Obelus has been removed from the Discord

by anklefetish12 May 10, 2017

tie up some loose ends

To do work. Finish tasks/chores

You going out tonight?
Hell yeah! I'm ready to tie up some loose ends. MEET ME!

by Robduq23 June 22, 2017