jumped on the grenade

A female in a group or in a pair, that's not attractive. The one no one wants. But since she's not attractive and doesn't get the same attention as her hotter friends she gets jealous and turns into a cock block.
"I was hangin out with a buddy and took one for the team, jumped on the grenade to divert her attention."
by CaptainAmerica0329 September 26, 2013
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Jump James

James can’t jump, he is a virgin

Jump James
by James’ family April 23, 2022
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Jump Fright

This is not a word/saying Luke was just dropped as a child
by Slanders August 06, 2021
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Trump Jump

To leave America before Trump inevitably retakes the oval office. To get out now!
Because they had dual citizenship, they did a Trump Jump to Canada the day after the Iowa caucus.
by Youshouldhavethatlookedat January 27, 2024
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Jump Cum

When you’re banging a girl from behind and she’s on a step stool but too high so you have to jump multiple times to cum in her.
That chick’s like 4 foot two! Definitely gonna have to jump cum!
by DidntNahSoIChecked March 20, 2022
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Tuck jump

The initial forward progress taking towards having your penis cut off.
I had been considering changing my gender to become a female, for a long time. But I finally went forward and made the tuck jump.
by Red jiggy January 08, 2019
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New Jersey Jump Start

That’s when two men take a set of jumper cables. One is clamped on the penis and the second on his testicles. The other man does the same. They then pull away from each other in a rocking motion causing the clamps to pull on the penis and testicles until they both ejaculate.
I walked in on Devante and Alex giving each other a New Jersey Jump start in the bathroom yesterday.
by Günter4Prez24 January 25, 2024
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