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TheLongshot/Toni

TheLongshot, also known as Toni, is a common term used for amazing FIFA players and Strela specialists. TheLongshots/Toni's pride themselves at standing tall against racism. Toni originated from Italy, although lately Dutch Toni's are taking over. It is unlikely that there are other foreign Toni's, although there may be Toni wannabe's that have similar characteristics.

FIFA Toni's can be recognised by having Orsic, Morientes or many AC Milan players in his team. It is very likely that they will score a lot too.
Person A: "Dude this guy subbed in Orsic in the 65th minute and he's already scored a hat-trick against me"
Person B: "Then I guess you're playing a TheLongshot/Toni"

Person A: "Wow I just got killed by a Strela"
Person B: "I guess we're in a Toni lobby. Stay away from vehicles guys"

Person A: "I just received hateful messages on XBOX"
Person B: "Well, we know for sure that can't be Toni"
by NotTheLongshot November 24, 2021
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Tony

Sweet guy, a big people pleaser, and acts like a typical blond though. He will talk your head off about the things he is passionate about. His friends can be jerks though. Tony beats around the bush and sometimes is a sad betty. He says things are fine and then ruins a good mood bringing up silly things that he said wouldn’t bother him once before. Tony is polite, and can be a nice guy to get to know but watch out for that friend group. Sometimes people thinks he gets pegged only because Tony sometimes doesn’t know how to stand up for himself. He also doesn’t make sense sometimes when telling a joke. Adventures with him are fun though.
“Dude you’re still sad about that old truck you sold & the old barn that was torn down? You’re such a Tony.”

Girl 1: “Omg! Tony is a cutie”

Boy1: “i hear he gets pegged by his gf”

Girl1: “Now that I’ve thought about it… he looks like joe dirt :(”
by _the_all_knowing_ August 19, 2023
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Toni

bad at uno, hates people, laughs at dead people and ur mom jokes
“omg look it’s a toni”

“she must be so bad at uno”
by muscleman444 January 24, 2022
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Tony Stark

Isn't "self-made" you idiot.
Hym "Tony Stark isn't self-made. He's a byproduct of nepotism and in one of the later storylines it's revealed that he is also the byproduct of some kind of deal with Mephisto and he's actually a clone of the Strak's real more intelligent son who was crippled at birth and lived in a basement his entire life."
by Hym Iam June 8, 2025
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Tony El Chong Cuey

The myth, the man, the coffee-powered machine that somehow stays tired. Tony El Chong Cuey is the guy who drinks triple espressos for breakfast, and still yawns through life like he's been on a 72-hour bender in Vegas. Despite caffeine having zero effect on him, he remains loyal to coffee because it's not about the energy-it's about the grind.
El Chong Cuey is fearless... Tony's lifestyle philosophy? "If you're awake, drink coffee. If you're asleep, dream about drinking coffee."
Bro I just drank 17 coffees… I pulled a Tony El Chong

Tony El Chong Cuey is him
by Caffeine Crusher January 13, 2025
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tony dotarachi

A great person who face times you at 4:28 in the morning when you can’t sleep and reads urban dictionary names with you HES reallllll
Person1: yo he’s a real tony dotarachi
Person2: WORDDDD CHYO
by Tony dotarachi June 9, 2018
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tony boney ass

shmids dads bony ass love that fat cock from all them thailand traps
by Cptcalkills April 3, 2021
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