Sloppy Duck

An individual who is not only sloppy drunk, but is also acting like a duck. (please see duck entry) They are best known for being a very noisy species. Their behavior is best characterized by; spillage of alcoholic beverages, screeching loudly (also known as quacking) and incessantly searching for items they have lost in their drunken stupor, before falling asleep in the club. The sloppy duck (slopopithus) is indigenous to South Florida, yet they can be found all over the world. Attempts have been made to domesticate this wild creature, yet when in captivity they tend to become very depressed and yearn to be out in the wild. If you spot a sloppy duck please approach with caution, they may seem fun at first, but they will end up ruining your night and your shoes with their projectile vomiting.

Yeah she was acting like a sloppy duck

by UFsucksGoNoles December 2, 2010

shuck it duck it

an exclamation coined by 2012 Republican presidential candidate Herman Cain at the Republican Leadership Conference.

My my my; my my my. Sound like y'all bout to have a party in here. Ahhhhhh shuck it duck it now- Herman Cain

by ronpaulrevolution June 29, 2011

duck fluffing

Getting a massage from a short guy.

This guy at the bar was only into duck fluffing. It got weird...

by You'reWelcome November 15, 2013

duck butter

The sweaty and sticky stuff that Paul makes me lick from his gooch

Yo, Paul had so much duck butter yesterday, it made me choke.

by Landru May 2, 2005

Duck Ass

White girl that is young and bottom heavy. Big fat ass. So fat that she waddle when she walk.

"Oh daaaaaayummmmmm look at dat duck ass."

by SuperGod9000 July 23, 2012

Ducked Off

Not feeling the mood so your ducked off

High as fuck ducked off

by Whitgeez October 31, 2011

duck off

a duck off is basiclly a bitch who is ugly as hell but you use her to get right

DAT BITCH IS A DUCK OFF

by KENT ROB January 14, 2009