A girl so ugly that when she gave head the first time she thought it might be her last so she kept the cum under her tongue when she was done.
by TwistedJ November 15, 2019
Get the Ugly Oystermug. 
by Someone who think autumns dumb October 28, 2020
Get the Uglymug. by bigdickmalik October 17, 2019
Get the Uglymug. 
Me.
“Hey, you are ugly!”~ Kyle
“ who me ?” ~ me
“ yes, horrifyingly ugly! ”~ Kyle
“Go fuck yourself, Kyle!”~ me
“No, you should go fuck yourself because nobody else will!” ~Kyle
“ That hurts, really, really hurts. I am now bruised by your words.”~ me
“ I am sorry, it’s just been a rough week down in the city. Steve got the promotion to assistant t the regional manger and I guess I feel bummed out. I never meant to take it out on you. Please, oh please I beg of you, forgive me?!”~ Kyle
“ Go suck my left nut! I don’t need this kind of bullshit in my life. You’ve treated me like dirt ever since you got that job a Dunder Muffin. Sucking and eating your boss’s ass like chocolate Frosted cake. I am leaving you and taking Tyler and Donna with me. I already backed our bags. Don’t come looking for us! Goodbye, Kyle.” ~me
“No, please don’t! I am a changed man now! You can’t take my life away just like that. No you can’t! I am a changed man, please don’t leave!”~Kyle
“ It is over Kyle. I no longer need you or the damages you brought to this family.”~ me
“ whatever, so long you ugly, bitch. Oh, I mean dog. And I - oop.”~ Kyle
“ who me ?” ~ me
“ yes, horrifyingly ugly! ”~ Kyle
“Go fuck yourself, Kyle!”~ me
“No, you should go fuck yourself because nobody else will!” ~Kyle
“ That hurts, really, really hurts. I am now bruised by your words.”~ me
“ I am sorry, it’s just been a rough week down in the city. Steve got the promotion to assistant t the regional manger and I guess I feel bummed out. I never meant to take it out on you. Please, oh please I beg of you, forgive me?!”~ Kyle
“ Go suck my left nut! I don’t need this kind of bullshit in my life. You’ve treated me like dirt ever since you got that job a Dunder Muffin. Sucking and eating your boss’s ass like chocolate Frosted cake. I am leaving you and taking Tyler and Donna with me. I already backed our bags. Don’t come looking for us! Goodbye, Kyle.” ~me
“No, please don’t! I am a changed man now! You can’t take my life away just like that. No you can’t! I am a changed man, please don’t leave!”~Kyle
“ It is over Kyle. I no longer need you or the damages you brought to this family.”~ me
“ whatever, so long you ugly, bitch. Oh, I mean dog. And I - oop.”~ Kyle
by Yyvumiminyxdxry June 21, 2019
Get the Uglymug.