mcding dong

person who is idiotic, or doesn't use common sense.

Hey Mcding dong you need to stop fucking the cat.

by fuckmedaddywithyourlongdong November 18, 2017

Willy wank dingle dong doodler

A string of words describing a penis

"put ur willy wank dingle dong doodler away!"

by REVGHOST October 1, 2022

dong kai

a donkey who likes doing a lot of work for no reason. maybe just to please others

oh my, peter's such a dong kai, i hope jonathan will be like dat too!

by 0.o whaT??? September 5, 2008

dong trap

Any partner who, at first glance, appears to have the willingness and desire to work extra hard to receive your meat. Only later will you discover that they have limited to zero interest in said meat, but would really only like to relieve you of your worldly possessions, causing you to realize you've fallen into a "dong trap".

Jeez, I hope Steve realizes that he's fallen into a dong trap with that new adorable boy toy of his!

by Hogleg samurai November 13, 2016

dong

1. A sound effect used generally to describe the sound of hitting a gong, or any resonating metal object.

2. Slang for a male penis.

1) "When I hit the bell, it went dong!"

2) "Boi you've got the biggest fuckin dong I've ever seen"

by bigdonghaver November 6, 2017

bathtub toilet water dong

The act of putting your dong in the toilet and transferring it to the bathtub filled with water.

When I was at home, I had to take a shit. After I was done shitting, I gad to rinse my dong in the water of the tub. Then was born a new batch of bathtub toilet water dong

by Fart dong December 6, 2021

dong slider

A women who simply tends to slide upon dongs.

Jenna: God, Ben looks so good over there, I just wanna smash.
Brenda: Jesus Jenna, you're such a dong slider.

by 4kaDay April 19, 2018