CADET GUY

This term refers to those who are so engrossed and utterly obsessed specifically with any form of military cadets (or perhaps any youth organisation) that they fail to think or say anything not about cadets. There are 12 levels of "guyness" which rank all cadets or youth organisation members from very unenthusiastic to sucking-off instructor just to gain favour. Cadet guys are usually single-minded individuals who only look to gain promotion and uphold prestige of unit for personal satisfaction. high level guys like to enforce their rank on others for ego boosts and will often use the word regalia. cadet guys are gimps

sampson said to the cadet commander: "i will do anything to become an officer"
cadet commander: "anything? you're such a cadet guy! down on your knees!"
sampson: "why thankyou sir!"

by spartacus the windowdresser February 11, 2010

Fish Guy

A coded and secret phrase for publicly communicating the fact that a given male particularly enjoys cunnilingus, or eating pussy.

Brian: So I heard that Trevor is getting pretty into fish, huh?

Dave: Oh yeah, big fish guy.

by Merriam W. November 1, 2018

A Guy Fieri

V: The act of giving a girl a chilidog while eating an actual chili dog. Chili from the chili dog must spill off onto the girls chest while performing the act. Most importantly, the phrase "these cheese-fries are gangsta" must be proclaimed while finishing.

I'm so hungry and horny, I think I'll just give her a Guy Fieri.

by LawDawg JawDawg November 19, 2018

Guy Diving

When a man descends from an aircraft of his choosing and lands his erect penis inside a spread-eagle woman/man.

Just spent $2,000 on guy diving lessons to try to fix my marriage. Love is priceless.

by Hannibal_x9 January 29, 2020

Kenilworth Guys

They're scared of girls and just get high with each other and then they have an orgy. They smoke their dads cuban cigars.

"Are the Kenilworth Guys coming to the party?"
"No, they're too busy smoking weed and fingering each other."
"What could I expect?"

by hunwilbah August 28, 2017

The Fat Guy

Reformed playstation pirate. Also known as Garfat.

J: "i wonder if The Fat Guy has Destruction Derby 2 yet"
N "yeah Garfat hires new shit to copy every week"

J: "Lets go see the fat cunt then"
N: "yeah, lets see how much lunch is on his tit"

by theguywhofuckednathansmum July 11, 2010

Girlfriend guy

A guy usually named Nathan who spends his Monday nights with his girlfriend instead of the boys

Kerst-Where’s Nathan for Monday shotguns?
Moe-no idea, ohhh wait he’s with his new girlfriend
Friend 3- oh he’s a girlfriend guy now

by Sweet4469 February 24, 2020