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tardded

A synonym of played. Used to make a stupid decision and play it on someone else.
You just got tardded on, goodnight.
by Jerry In The Driver Seat July 15, 2021
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Sheep-tard

Someone who is mentally impaired by their conformity so much that they wouldn’t understand common sense if it kicked them up the arse.
Wow look at all the sheep-tards.... Could you imagine being that blind?
by Just another Patriot December 21, 2020
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Tard

(Short for retard) What your mom says to your little brother when he is trying to hide something he was doing.
(Starts video games, But mom comes down)
What are you doing you tard?!
by silentgreenninja May 20, 2020
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A-Tard

Someone whos brain has been fried from tripping too many times in darkness. An example of this kind of person would be U.
A-Tard is a dude who eats a lot of acid and eats up brained fried from it. Usually when someone takes acid and gets so blown out of this world that they just forget how to be a human being
-Yo dat dude be eating tabs every 2 weeks?

-Yeh bro dat dudes an A tard man
by YeetusMeatus December 15, 2018
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r-tard pride colors

blue and gray, typically in clothing form
“dude that guy literally only wears blue and gray, he doesn’t wear any other colors”
yeah i know, those are r-tard pride colors”
by I<3M1Lfz September 7, 2021
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Sea Tard

A boat operator who is clueless to the rules on safe boating. An inebriated boat captain who puts his crew and boaters around him in peril.
Look at that Sea Tard. He's going to swamp those kayakers.
by Blumpkin'd January 13, 2021
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Urba-tard

An Urba-tard is a person who is not smart enough to figure out that the purpose of Urban Dictionary is to post various kinds of URBAN SLANG, and other words used by different groups of people, which are NOT found in regular dictionaries.

To make things more plain and simple for the unsure, Urban Dictionary is NOT for: listing famous people, things, or events and commenting on them; people to post their own name, defined by an endless series of compliments; inventing excruciatlingly unfunny insults for the purpose of naming a real individual you don't like in the example; or other stupid crap. If any of these examples sound like you, congratulations, you're an Urba-tard.
Brad: hey, I'm gonna make up an insult in Urban Dictionary and name my ex wife in the example!

True friend: instead of being an Urba-tard, maybe you should take responsibility for the fact that you don't know how to sexually please a woman, then try to improve yourself as a man, so I don't have to bang your next wife, too.
by RudyPseudo III August 22, 2025
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