Kurumi._.simp

A sexy motherfucker who posts the best stuff on TikTok

Yeah that’s kurumi._.simp the guy who’s sexy and funny

by Xenostrash May 2, 2021

Jon The Simp

Jon is a simp that simps over Trin/Lucid

Person 1: Lucid is in love with Jon!
Person 2: You know its Jon The Simp
Person 1: OMG WTF

by Caleb Is EPIC October 15, 2020

Simp-athy

The feeling of sadness and disappointment a redpill man has as he helplessly watches a bluepill man get cucked.

I was working at the bar last night and served a guy who bought a ton of drinks for a girl just for her to leave with a different guy. I felt a lot of Simp-athy for him.

by Redpill Pastor May 12, 2019

Simp Prison

The next level of Horny Jail

Simp: "I just donted 1000 to my queen pokikane!!!1!!1!!"
Chad: GO TO SIMP PRISON!

by I eat poop 69 January 22, 2022

Simp Ranboo

Ranboo who simps for male characters in videogames and a random dude on tommy's stream--

-wow he is such a simp- -yeah our pansexual ganderman is a simp ranboo-

by DreamSMPP February 7, 2022

Simp Biscuit

Jayson De Souza

Jayson is the biggest simp biscuit when it comes to his wife

by Haydvn February 23, 2023

Amber Heard Simps

the small group of mostly feminists that believe Amber Heard is innocent, despite the jury finding all her evidence to be fake and an audio recording of Heard admitting to hitting Johnny Depp. If a Johnny Depp supporter comments "#johnnydeppisinnocent or #amberturd or anything along those lines, most Heard simps will whine and comment under "Johnny Depp is a wife beater" before blocking the Depp supporter.

Person 1: I have made a goal to piss off as many Amber Heard simps as I can.
A FEW DAYS LATER
Person 2: How is your goal going?
Person 1: Good! I've gotten blocked by 10 fan accounts!

by your.mom.sheesh June 5, 2022