willy shakes

when someone is so angry because they are having trouble reciting, taking notes, or trying to decipher Shakespeare

I’ve been trying to memorize these lines for so long, I have the Willy Shakes!!

These notes are so hard, I’m starting to get the Willy Shakes!

I’m so mad because this is so hard to understand, the Willy Shakes are kicking in!!

by anna_j11 February 5, 2019

Eli shaker

Eli is a great firend but lives very close to the ground. He is usually a midget with down-syndrome. Eli deserves to be loved. Also a typical Eli has a small dick normally around 2 inches.The final and most relevant trait of an Eli is to tend to be very greedy with black hair just like a jew.

Eli shaker stole my sandwich again what a greedy midget Jew.

by DemonSlayer5456 March 30, 2022

Anal Gland Shake

When the Male ejaculates into the analtorium and the female clinches her bum cheeks and twerks making a milkshake texture and drinks it.

Jeannie loves it when Bobby gives her an Anal Gland Shake

by Bobby2pistols March 15, 2019

Shut Up and Shake Ass

A compelling phrased used upon women with a large mass of BUNDA.

"Shut up and shake ass"

by Word of the Gods July 12, 2021

I'm not saying I'm friggin' William Shakespeare. But even writing a melody, it's a release. And I really have a need to express myself

Phrase said by Mariah Lolo.

I'm not saying I'm friggin' William Shakespeare. But even writing a melody, it's a release. And I really have a need to express myself - Mariah lolo.

by thecharacterwannie July 3, 2022

shake that mokey

(verb)
to find a way - any damn way - to get rid of that thang that keeps hangin on.

not to be confused with shock the monkey.

Girl, you gots to shake that monkey, it's been two damn years since The Bartlett.

by c. obscura December 7, 2004

shakespeare complexion

mean-spirited nickname for a mildly intelligent person who thinks they're an absolute genius.

BEN: The complexity of the piece just show the narrow mindedness of the Manchunian people, as they fail to realise the error of their inverted, and quite frankly, archaic ways.
BOB (whispers to BRIAN): That wanker's got a Shakespeare complexion.

by Sir Rory of Prestonia November 4, 2007