School

Satan, reincarnated for a younger audience

Student 1: Are you ready to go to school?
Student 2:ARGHRHJWEGFHEGFSDTVCBHSGJHGFRWIUYGFLIEDSHFUJSGRELIUKURFHKSEWAgfnoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo THEY'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!

by Skoi Da Skii April 13, 2019

School

Hell
Trap
Torture

School is boring

by I know your name January 22, 2015

School

The most pointless thing ever like there teaching you math that not even the teacher knows

i hate school

by atzzzkollf September 14, 2020

School

A stress inducer which comes with side effects that may include: Depression, overworking yourself to the point where you almost feel dead and suicidal thoughts which may end up actually making you dead.

Person 1a: School sucks major balls
Person 1b: Hey you know what sucks more than school?
Person 1a: What?
Person 1b: The fact that my name isn't even person 2. ITS FUCKING PERSON 1B! IM JUST A GODAMN SECOND VERSION OF YOU!!! DO YOU KNOW WHAT LITERALLY BEING A CLONE OF SOMEONE FEELS LIKE?!?! HUH?!?! DO YOU?!?!?

by Akoof December 16, 2018

School

School is gay school sucks school is every nightmare you could possibly have in one place if you like school you probably have every kind of autism. Every time someone brings up school I die inside.

Boy 1 - Hi bro do you want to go to school
Boy 2 - Do you have a mental disibility
Boy 1 - Yeah I have every kind of autism
Boy 2 - Yeah that makes sense

by This is not my real name it is March 12, 2019

School

The one place where you learn how to hold a fart for 7 hours strait.

Gheet- “Wassup billy how you doin-”
Billy- “not now gheet I’m holding a fart”
Gheet-“ Oh ok makes sense cuz we in school”

by basedgroyper1488 December 15, 2019

school

A large ass building in which innocent children are kept in for at least 7-8 hours straight, being taught shit in which it is least expected to be used in the future.

Adults' definition of "School" compared to mine.

Adults: A school is an institution for educating children!
Me: Prison.

Prison

by StubbyThePug June 15, 2016