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Salty's Law of Opposites

When Salty asks you to do something, do the complete opposite.
"Salty just told me to watch Cyberpunk Anime, but due to Salty's Law of Opposites I will not watch it."
by NiggarHulk October 5, 2022
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Salty Snow

When you put cocaine in your urethra and cum in a woman
I gave that bitch some salty snow
by GoonCaveMaster May 21, 2025
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salty pimp

To be a salty pimp means to have game or to be experienced in the art of attraction
Joe got a date with melinda joes a big ole salty pimp. Melinda being difficult to acquire a date with
by qwerty kid June 15, 2016
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salty basstards

A group of socal fisherman that mainly target spotties at night.
These guys normally fish at night so the public does not see all the ass grabbing that is going on. You can tell you are coming up on a group of these "salty basstards" by the strong odor of latex and Vaseline as you get closer
Did you guys see hear about salty basstards catching monster 10" spotties last night
by Truedefinitions00001 September 20, 2022
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salty

being mad
why are you so salty
by j1848salty January 23, 2023
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Salty

Lorelei Swisher is salty
by Sincerely me August 8, 2021
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Salty Bullshit

When one is aggressive and defensive for no apparent reason and expresses these feelings like a small child. These feelings may be expressed through articulate yet confounding phrases that when listened to are often disorienting and slightly uncomfortable. Salty-Bullshit may be practiced against all of the following groups of individuals: loved ones, coworkers, one's boss, friends, and strangers. Salty-Bullshit is unpredictable by nature and may occur without a moment's notice. Beware.
Guy1: I really like your shirt
Guy2: Do you like my shirt because it's cooler than your shirt or because you hate everything about yourself. How does that make you feel?
Guy1: I mean, I guess it makes me feel bad.
Guy2: Yeah, you should feel bad - you’re stupid - and no one likes you.
Guy1: Damn dude, you really need to cool it with all the Salty Bullshit today.
by Chiefer Sutherland May 27, 2017
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