Spicy for a real one

actually spicy and hot af
usually used to describe mr krabs
tea

Harry: ooo look at that sexy crustacean!
Louis: Harry we’re on a date! Stop looking over there!
Harry: but he’s spicy for a real one

by lolurnotashotasmycrush March 21, 2019

real ass mf

A mf that drives a green grandma vehicle and occasionally runs into burning buildings to save puppies

That mf maple is one real ass mf, I saw her run into a burning building and come out with 3 puppies in her arms, and one was pregnant!"

by Yourgrandmasfavorite November 5, 2022

Real nigga activity

When someone is doing some real as shit

Her :my baby is missing can you help me find him

*crying*

david: hell nah jawn buggin

*pulls off *

Kai : i got you ma

Her: real nigga activity
Kai:hell yeah

by youngsyj July 27, 2022

real housewives of sydney

A bunch of crazy women put in a cast by Foxtel.

Have you seen Real housewives of Sydney? “oh my god yes”

by smutfg August 25, 2018

on my real shit

An explanation/excuse used when you do something with no logical reasoning behind it or an explanation used to get yourself out of a difficult/awkward conversation.

Ex. 1

"Why are you barking at a tree."

"Shut up, i'm on my real shit."

Ex. 2
"Bro why did you not flush after using the toilet."
"Idk bro, I was on my real shit."

by yungriceman January 24, 2021

The Real Folk Blues

A compilation of classic blues music released in the mid-60’s, featuring such artists as john lee hooker, muddy waters and howlin’ wolf.
Also the ending theme to the anime series Cowboy Bebop, which is a show about people having to face up to their raw pasts and is well worth a watch.
The Real Folk Blues has some great music, but it’s not the best to play if you have a lady over and are trying to set a mood.

The Real Folk Blues has some great music, but it’s not the best to play if you have a lady over and are trying to set a mood.

by jorge lagunes November 22, 2017

real thot hours

The time were all the true thots get all of there thoting out of the way

Girl its real thot hours ima go get my shit done

by Thot patrol August 23, 2017