sam penis

The world's biggest penis in all of creation know as a almighty God of penises

My boyfriend has a Sam penis that's why I love him

by Micheal the beast 69 April 12, 2017

The Big Penis

It's what you get when you see something really nice.

"Some Famous Female Who Force My Penis To Become The Big Penis."

by G motherfuckin G April 6, 2018

Sand Penis

Not to be confused with sad penis a sand penis is a lump of sand that has made its way into the bottoms of a girls bathing suit, creating the illusion of a tiny little bob

Sally: Kate u have a sand penis
Kate: it’s bigger that ur man’z
Sally: *dies*

by Ihaveakiwi July 15, 2018

Ear penis

Synonym for wet willy; shoving your wet finger down someone’s ear

Tommy: “I don’t know why my manager got so pissed at me”
Ben: “Maybe because you gave him a big stinky ear penis”

by Mrinfectedtesticles March 5, 2020

Camillo Penis

A Penis for a male named Camillo

Look at that fat Camillo Penis

by .-loll January 11, 2021

Penis clot

When there is a blood clot in your penis

Andrew: my dog died of a penis clot
Connor: it is what it is

by Connor cannoli November 27, 2017

Penis Pullers

Another word for skinny jeans except, that these will make your penis size decrease, and make you a social outcast hence the name Penis Pullers.

Look at that dude he's totally rocking Penis Pullers

by RomeyPooh March 30, 2011