sam penis

The world's biggest penis in all of creation know as a almighty God of penises

My boyfriend has a Sam penis that's why I love him

by Micheal the beast 69 April 12, 2017

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Penis Trout

A guy that has an irresistible penis that always attracts the ladies. It will always be massive in size and and will always know what it's doing. Normally used in jealousy and/or annoyance.

Dude! You just scored two threesomes in one night! You're such a penis trout!

by LordChikin June 4, 2017

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Penis clot

When there is a blood clot in your penis

Andrew: my dog died of a penis clot
Connor: it is what it is

by Connor cannoli November 27, 2017

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When a man lends a sympathetic ear to a woman immediately after a break up in order to sleep with her.

To feign empathy and/or compassion for a chick, often for a period of days or even weeks, who has recently had a girl-crisis in order to fuck her.

When a man is emotionally unavailable but sexually available to a girl who is going through a hard time.

Jonh: Dave, where the fuck have you been? I haven't seen you in days.

Dave: Oh, sorry dude. Amy just broke up with her boyfreind and I'm giving her a penis to cry on.

John: Just make sure your intentions are clear enough so that shit doesn't back fire and you end up in the Freind Zone. (i.e. she understands that she will have to start putting out in order to continue to get the loving care she so desperately needs)

by Doctor Bliss December 2, 2011

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Sand Penis

Not to be confused with sad penis a sand penis is a lump of sand that has made its way into the bottoms of a girls bathing suit, creating the illusion of a tiny little bob

Sally: Kate u have a sand penis
Kate: it’s bigger that ur man’z
Sally: *dies*

by Ihaveakiwi July 15, 2018

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