by Joboy232 October 18, 2015
Get the Pootang Ninjamug. Ninja noise is the electrically induced noise as a result of a ninja uncertainty quantum probability state of a room. Lighted rooms tend to have less ninjas than a dark room.
Ninja noise is an electrically induced noise due to the statistical presence of ninjas.
A lighted living room of around 30m^2 has an average estimated amount of 20 ninja's. Dark rooms approach quantum levels that make it impossible to estimate the amount of ninja's mathematically. Because of the statistical backgrounds, one can never tell if ninjas are there. Only the probability due to the quantum ninja wave function. According to the principle of Heisenberg, the position of the ninja and the speed can never be determined at the same time.
A lighted living room of around 30m^2 has an average estimated amount of 20 ninja's. Dark rooms approach quantum levels that make it impossible to estimate the amount of ninja's mathematically. Because of the statistical backgrounds, one can never tell if ninjas are there. Only the probability due to the quantum ninja wave function. According to the principle of Heisenberg, the position of the ninja and the speed can never be determined at the same time.
by Zan-sensei September 25, 2013
Get the ninja noisemug. A term relating to hackers and scammers who are getting better at covering their tracks or fooling the public into falling for their tricks.
If you think the most common cyber scam still involves deposed Nigerian royalty eliciting your help to extract fortunes from African banks, your time machine has stalled. Cyber ninjas have become far more creative, sophisticated and inscrutable.
by OmegaFactor October 7, 2013
Get the cyber ninjamug. Ninja Bread, a small group of friends in a school classroom. It is usually has 3-5 group members who are kind and funny. They have meetings outside to discuss what they are going to do as a team.
by Starboy/Matthew Ferguson July 3, 2018
Get the ninja breadmug. One who keeps their status 'invisible' on instant messenger in order to 'screen' messages and/or avoid certain individuals.
Hey, Amy! Ping me when you're available to discuss the project, as I am chatting ninja today to avoid being distracted by other co-workers who are time wasters.
by L-2-the-Stew October 10, 2010
Get the chatting ninjamug. by DolinDog June 8, 2016
Get the slick ninjamug. Like a true friend he gives a shit 5% of the time, raises hell 30% of the time, and can piss you off 65% of the time. But good time,Promise
by TeeJ2319 July 2, 2021
Get the Tim Ninjamug.