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Spruce Mountain High School

School filled with dropouts, round towns and stoners and teachers who care too much
“i fucking hate spruce mountain high school students , you’re all a bunch of lowlife losers<3”
by IDONTLIKEYALL November 11, 2021
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Mountain

Big Rock where no vegetation grows at the peak.
If your "mountain" has trees or grass at the top, it's a hill, not a mountain.
by Eggsploited March 15, 2025
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Mountain Top Bukoki

The Mountain Top Bukoki is when a tall woman stands with both arms up and together to form a Mountain while a group of men all ejaculate on her hands and let it run down to form snow mounds.
My wife loves the mountains so me and all of my friends turn her into one by doing the Mountain Top Bukoki.
by 417wsm February 16, 2023
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the mountain between us

It's so nice laying here gazing at the stars... just you, me, and the mountain between us.
by oneofamind October 4, 2017
mugGet the the mountain between usmug.

mountain creek

A mid-ass ski/snowboard resort located in buttfuck nowhere, Vernon, New Jersey. Also known to locals as “creek.” The “mountain” is only about 1,000 feet, if that. It’s decent for New Jersey/New York, but complete ass compared to anywhere else.

Mountain creek has two main peaks. At Vernon peak, or also known as “north,” you will only find 30-40 year olds drinking their faces off after only two runs while their toddler is in a ski lesson. North peak has little-to-no terrain features and is home to the iciest trails you will ever find. It’s for beginners or rich inner New York City people to try skiing/snowboarding for a day and decide they hate it.

South peak is for the stoner ski/snowboard park bums, aged from like 15-25, and you will also find them drinking their faces off, but before they even go down their first run. Home to the muddiest trails you will ever find. Tailgating in the parking lot is very common and so is drinking on the lift. Just make sure your snow pants are big enough to fit your Fireball shooters.

Someone who typically goes to north shouldn’t go to south. And vise versa. It’s a crappy place but it’s home
“you guys wanna get f**ked up at mountain creek this weekend?”

you mean that muddpit on route 90 filled with dirty New Jersey people?”
by sxpohia April 21, 2023
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Green Mountain

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by Randowithnolife April 30, 2024
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Beaver Mountain

by richard_harry February 25, 2022
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