Splitting the meat

When a female spreads her vulva in a welcoming manner.

Cathy was splitting the meat and the many bishops around her were intrigued.

by BigJockKnew1688 April 13, 2010

gentile meat

the most consumed protein by the average american on a commercial level, fed by jewish elites.
Unlike Halal, gentile meat is extracted from the finest shipment of undocumented cadavers from 3rd world countries.
The most common sources of gentile meat could be found in any 7/11 or fast food chain around every other interstate in America.

Hilary Clinton: Have u tried the new shipment of vegan haitians at the bagel factory?
John Podesta: Mmmmm.... more gentile meat.

by DarthMald April 18, 2022

Miami Meat

A hairy patch of skin that hangs out of your v-neck, typically seen on fat miami men.

thats guys miami meat across the dinner table is ruining my appetite.

by Reptile Randy July 22, 2016

Meat Blender

During foreplay between the male and female teenagers "rubbing movements" occur over the penal and vaginal area outside the pants and clothes.

A Meat Blender occurs when the male is wearing jeans and the zipper finds a way to make skin contact onto his penis therefore, "blending his meat".

"dude me and my girl friend were gonna have sex after we were out of the movies, but while we were doing some foreplay she cut my dick up on my zipper"

-Yeah I know, she told me that so I filled in for you,-

"You fucking Asshole!"
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the meat blender is a move often preformed by unexperianced foreplayers.

by fenderbass7 October 29, 2009

coconut meat

The arcing ropes of jizz dished out by a Polynesian man after a nice frothy blow job.

Paul really did a bang up job eating that coconut meat last night.

by The Flesh Rocket July 20, 2017

meat curtains

the lips of a coochie

she has a mean pair of meat curtains

by thickdicc69inu November 4, 2019

Meat Wave

(noun) Typically applied to a heterosexual female (although the term can also be used in reference to a homosexual male), meat wave describes an instance in which one experiences a prolonged period of excessive dick, commonly referred to as "meat," in a condensed period of time. A meat wave is measured relative to the usual amount of sex one has, and the relative time span in which said sexual encounters booty call occur. The term can be applied to routine variations in sexual frequency, but is most appropriately used to describe extraordinary spells of intercourse with multiple partners, which may only occur once a decade. Severe meat waves have historically been known to cause a catastrophic -- often contradictory -- rise in both self esteem and self loathing, which can sometimes trigger short-term reclusive tendencies, commonly known as a "meat retreat."

Damn girl, you've been on Zoosk for only one month and you're already in the middle of a meat wave!

by I<3NicCage86 August 14, 2013