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Kai Matthews

He was the load his mother should have swallowed. Of course his father had to choose to make him a stain on society instead of a stain on the bed. He doesn’t have one less of a chromosome he has an extra one and it went straight to his massive fucking forehead. You wonder why he’s always so busy on Friday nights but it’s not because he playing some stupid video games. He’s absolutely sucking the life out of some random dude named Trace with an absolutely massive dick. He might be a girl for all you know because he somehow still hasn’t hit puberty and his voice is higher than his dad when he beats him every night. He’s about as useful as Anne Franks drum kit. Overall summary you couldn’t explain to him in crayons how empty his brain is.
by CollinGill432 April 2, 2024
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Travis Matthew Windham

Is a funny hilarious guy and will have even the grmpyest ppl laughing and will make yu not think about or dewl on things tht bring yu down. he will help brighten up ur day, and make ur day when he is around. Travis Matthew Windham will make yu laugh even tho he isn't trying by his witnesses or his even with his commentary out burst about the current situation or subject. He is the most honest and most loyal for a friend or a partner, he is the one Yu want to be on outside, even if yu are in the wrong or right he will stand by ur side, but if ur in the wrong he will tell Yu tht ur wrong but still has ur bk. Don't get on his bad side cuz he is a monster and very accurate and quick at throwing hands, when he sees something tht he feels he needs to. When he does just move round bcuz yea nuff said
Travis Matthew Windham is a BMFKER and will turn it lights out for yu
by TwbRhecAKApullUpKnockin April 18, 2024
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Matthew

A shy person, but when it comes to strength he lands on top. A smart individual but even though the girls want him, he enjoys being single, it gives him a chance og getting to bond through friendship, not jumping it to dates. He has brown eyes and hair that shows blond in midday light. He is big for his age and has a strong love for mammals and fish. Matthew wont confess his love unless needed to and will show his love by forming a friendship with her.
Girl 1: I wish I could have Matthew
Girl 2: he shows some signs to me though.
by Jared I January 3, 2020
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Matthew Tufts Moore

Matthew Tufts Moore a Bulgarian Trainor, Wrestler, Boxer & Recording Artist & Actor And Body Builder will His claim to fame is his Music & life in the Fitness World The Albums Matthew is classified under is European House Music Along with other Various Artists Such as Andrea Teodora, Costi Forza as well as other Bulgarian Artist Matthew is Known for his sexy music and his Incredible style did I met ion he is Huge #stud In 2020 Matthew Was Engaged To Samantha Baskin A ticktock personality Known for her entertaining social media and not taking herself to seriously. Samantha Baskin is known for her comedic work as a hobby on tick tock
Did You see that Beautiful Man with the Beard in Stache oh sh*** Baby it’s Matthew Tufts Moore
by KitKat937 August 17, 2020
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matthew mccommas

A nice and sensitive guy who cares for others especially those who he loves.
Matthew McCommas is such a leader to everyone .
by Mattsterwayne December 25, 2016
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Matthew Pool

I have a Matthew Pool today.
by Coolboy77 January 28, 2021
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Matthew

He’s kinda freaky, but yk you still love him for him. He’s definitely not funny and he has this voice like that is very low. Some would describe it as darth Vader but not many would agree. He’s of Hispanic traits, mostly being Mexican.
“Hey have you seen the Matthew guy?”
Oh yeah he reminds me of darth Vader.”
by Anonymous reporter man 11223 February 22, 2025
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