Jesus Walkers

Jesus Walkers are the flip-flop sandals that metrosexuals wear with their faded jeans and frosted hair

"Oh shit, it would appear Josh is wearing those God damn, mutha fucking Jesus walkers again. Let's jump his ass!

by John Boy December 22, 2004

Jesus Freak

A derogatory term for a Christian.

Atheist forced to go to church: I'm going to go scream if I have to spend one more minute with these Jesus Freaks.

by rosie626 October 26, 2013

Jesus Gel

Using water to style your hair when no hair product is available.

Judas; Dude, lets go chat those girls up
Jesus; Yeah man, but my hair is a mess
Judas; You got any wax or spray?
Jesus; No man. Fuck it I'll use Jesus Gel

by milkcarton18 August 20, 2010

Jesus Sneakers

Flip flops, sandals, or any open toed shoes.

Go grab your jesus sneakers and lets head to the beach.

by H&D October 27, 2009

eating jesus

when a food is so good that it's like eating jesus

OMG Lura, this donut is so effing good it's like eating jesus!

Dam! Eating Lura is like eating jesus!

by Marty843 January 26, 2013

Jesus Gift

Street name for male love organ

Hell yeah I would smash my Jesus Gift in that!

by Jesus Gift October 6, 2008

crab jesus

A prominent man who has experience with the god who can levitate along the coast of Galveston Texas

I lost my virginity to crab Jesus

by Crab_jesus69 May 2, 2020