person one:”yo dude my parents just left to go shopping and now i’m home malone.”
person two:”awesome bro you should listen to candy paint that song rules.”
person two:”awesome bro you should listen to candy paint that song rules.”
by skratar du April 7, 2019

A death trap to everyone in it. they live there to die and there nothing to gain and everything to lose all they want is money. Also they use the dead old people in there food. So if you ever go into an old people home be carful and stay in the living room so you don't die
by innit bruv 69420 December 15, 2021

Teacher: Where are you going? Young man, where-
Longbeachgriffy: I’m going home!
Teacher: SIT DOWN!!!! SIIIT NOOOWWW!!! SIDDDOWN!!!
Longbeachgriffy: I’m going home!
Teacher: SIT DOWN!!!! SIIIT NOOOWWW!!! SIDDDOWN!!!
by wubbableseiebe July 23, 2022

by Chip choc mofo September 5, 2013

by J9eed-the-realz.com November 23, 2023

A retirement home for ninjas.
by Edash money April 23, 2010

F requests a recommendation for a solicitor. Unrelated, S had abandoned his home nation of Ireland for Canada years prior leaving a thorn in the side of all his greatest and humble friends.
M: "Probably you want one that specialises in such things. Which we don't have.
Though maybe S. would, when seperated permanently with no backsies from his Irish citizenship."
The Homes burn.
M: "Probably you want one that specialises in such things. Which we don't have.
Though maybe S. would, when seperated permanently with no backsies from his Irish citizenship."
The Homes burn.
by Sanjito December 11, 2020
