The Fat Guy

Reformed playstation pirate. Also known as Garfat.

J: "i wonder if The Fat Guy has Destruction Derby 2 yet"
N "yeah Garfat hires new shit to copy every week"

J: "Lets go see the fat cunt then"
N: "yeah, lets see how much lunch is on his tit"

by theguywhofuckednathansmum July 11, 2010

CADET GUY

This term refers to those who are so engrossed and utterly obsessed specifically with any form of military cadets (or perhaps any youth organisation) that they fail to think or say anything not about cadets. There are 12 levels of "guyness" which rank all cadets or youth organisation members from very unenthusiastic to sucking-off instructor just to gain favour. Cadet guys are usually single-minded individuals who only look to gain promotion and uphold prestige of unit for personal satisfaction. high level guys like to enforce their rank on others for ego boosts and will often use the word regalia. cadet guys are gimps

sampson said to the cadet commander: "i will do anything to become an officer"
cadet commander: "anything? you're such a cadet guy! down on your knees!"
sampson: "why thankyou sir!"

by spartacus the windowdresser February 11, 2010

Fish Guy

A coded and secret phrase for publicly communicating the fact that a given male particularly enjoys cunnilingus, or eating pussy.

Brian: So I heard that Trevor is getting pretty into fish, huh?

Dave: Oh yeah, big fish guy.

by Merriam W. November 1, 2018

A Guy Fieri

V: The act of giving a girl a chilidog while eating an actual chili dog. Chili from the chili dog must spill off onto the girls chest while performing the act. Most importantly, the phrase "these cheese-fries are gangsta" must be proclaimed while finishing.

I'm so hungry and horny, I think I'll just give her a Guy Fieri.

by LawDawg JawDawg November 19, 2018

BD guy

In corporate America the guy who wines and dines clients, occasionally resulting in new business. Most often named Chad or Ken, these guys are perpetually 32-years-old and store golf clubs in their trunks so they can sell their BS on a golf course. Unofficial concierges since they know every bar and restaurant in town.

The BD guy sells the dream, while the operations guy lives the nightmare.

by Grant Rampus July 9, 2016

golf guy

an indigent man who spends his entire day "working" on his golf game, thus unable to find real work.

Where is Golf Guy? He is on vacation in Paris, working on his golf swing.

by "Norma Rae" July 26, 2009

pulling a guy

verb. to hit on every girl possible

Look at that kid pulling a guy over there.

by benzion November 2, 2010