Evan

A Huge Dick who is always the one to end a conversation, will never achieve anything in life as he doesn't take risks and/or do anything. Will be single for the rest of his life and will die alone. Will newer lose his viginity

"Wow, look at the kid if it is in fact human, that loser will never get layed, must be Evan."

by EvanYouPumpkinFucker November 25, 2020

Evan

Evan is my boyfriend. He can be annoying at times, but he’s very caring and kind. He’s always making sure I’m okay and I think it’s cute when he gives me weird nicknames.

Evan, I love you, but please lift the damn lid on the toilet so your piss isn’t everywhere.

by Olsiver November 29, 2020

evandiniho

Evandiniho is the greatest and sexiest person alive often the most humble in the room and the most charming. His friends want to be him and strangers want to be his friends. Also known as Evan Byrne, evandiniho is supreme to all other evans in the world.

Hot girl1- look at evandiniho
Hot girl2- omg I wanna be him

Evandiniho friend- I wish I was as cool as you

by evandiniho77 December 2, 2020

evan_guidry

a very beautiful intelligent girl from tiktok! whenever she walks in a room everybody notices her!

hey have you met evan_guidry!
well duhhhh

by itfgihfrdfuuijgt December 24, 2020

Evangeloon

An extremely religious person who uses their religious faith to justify their crazy actions.

This comes from the word “Evangelical”, referring to a religious person, and “loon”, referring to a crazy person.

That evangeloon over there thinks he doesn’t have to wear his seatbelt because god will protect him all car crashes, even though he had one last week.

by WearAMask December 28, 2020

Evan

Evan is a very nice, kind, funny, and chill. He wears glasses and he can get a girl easily.

Evan is chill.

by Derick :D February 22, 2021

evanandcodyismybae

Evanandcodyismybae is a tik toker who is very under rated and she posts about ahs (American horror story) she is also obsessed with Cody fern, Evan peters and Finn wittrock. She’s also obsessed with Sarah Paulson, Leslie grossman, billie lourd and taissa farmiga.

Evanandcodyismybae the TikToker

by Chloe Martian101 March 14, 2021