by Dawgz1234 December 06, 2024
A god walking amongst mere mortals. of Scandinavian origin his ancestors probably enslaved yours and he is in the family business. His gravitational pull is so large that it attracts all the honeys toward his center. he has a dark past... also unrelated he regrets 9/11. His rapping tunes swoon me into fanciful thinking of what i know can never be between us. His eyes tell me a story his words seem to contradict and all my hopes of being fulfilled in the night hours so depend upon his abnormally long middle toe that i fear if i do not receive its immediate attention i will die grasping on too my Ethan body pillow.
Ethan N: i am going to write you up for gambling since you stayed in the dorm during the fire alarm
guy: 9/11 was not your fault, don't take out your pain on me, i can help you.
Ethan N: you can't help me! I'm too far gone...
guy: no Ethan you're not! there is good in you, you just have to let me see your abnormally long big toe, i mean open up to me.
guy: 9/11 was not your fault, don't take out your pain on me, i can help you.
Ethan N: you can't help me! I'm too far gone...
guy: no Ethan you're not! there is good in you, you just have to let me see your abnormally long big toe, i mean open up to me.
by Plutarch2024 January 29, 2024
by sheluvsped May 25, 2023
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Ethan is the hottest boy out there. His ocean blue eyes and his silk blond hair. Listens to sob x rbe and fuck boy music. Light skin but is mixed with nicaragua father. He's really fun to talk to and you'd want to talk to him all night. He's kind of short but has a deap handsome voice. There's no one like Ethan Ourganjian.
Ethan Ourganjian is so cute!
by Tina (; October 01, 2018
by The guy that hates ethan January 24, 2024