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Depression

A disease which is caused by school. Mostly from exams and homework. A bad test mark also causes sadness. Which I am going through right now.
I got a bad test mark
I am so depressed
I literally have depression right now
by wejustfoenem December 3, 2021
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Depression

one day i woke
and i drank some coke
i ate some ass
then chewed on grass

I kissed an eagle
then I went on omegle

Angelina is cute
but she is also mute
she is babe
she wants to eat a crepe
I swam in a lake
then ate some cake

a bird fucked
then she ducked
she birthed a pig
who liked to dig
eagle ate some pills
and then she stole some bills

I drowned a girl
then I ate her pearl
i flew to mars
those are bars
a squirrel had aids
hearing aids

A girl called angeling gay
Angelina said no way
angelina ate a mat
then she sat
Angelina flew the sky
then she turned into a spy

THE END
p.s Im sorry I gave you depression
Depression. The part when the author ate some ass made me cry. That was so deep.
by Deep dolphin October 15, 2020
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depression slippers

It's a metaphor for the wearer (person) that has the big sad and needs mental support because they are probably gay. They often feel like they are left out or lonely and tend to listen to sad and depressing music.

This is because slippers often look as if they are sloping or saggy we associate that they're sad or depressed.

((CREDIT TO KALLIE FOR FOUNDER OF THIS PHRASE.))
Person 1: Dude, why is that girl so sad?
Person 2: She has been wearing her depression slippers a lot lately.
by BonnieTheBunny1611 December 15, 2019
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The day of Depression

Jack: The day of depression is coming...
Bob: Crap...
by Silversnake2nd February 2, 2018
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herbal depression

Deppression caused by herbal substances ( perferbably herbal tea)
This is the face of herbal depression-_-
by Herbalteadeppression April 23, 2018
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national cure someones depression with nudes day

June 9th is the day where you have to send someone with depression nudes to try to make their day
hey wanna see something to make your day better bc its national cure someones depression with nudes day
by Gerson755 June 8, 2020
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depression dating

Being with someone you don't particular enjoy spending time with, but makes things a little better in the long run.
I used to feel like absolute shit in my room at night but since I started depression dating Sarah, I've been eating dinner again.
by JayBlack November 25, 2018
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