california coffee pot

shitting in the outdoors

on my hike, I went for a california coffee pot, and cleaned up with some leaves

by itsnotmeiswearr October 28, 2020

coffee mint

A coffee mint jamais a product used to freshen the breath with a coffee flavor. Coffee mints are also used to flavor coffee.

1: Can I have some coffee mints? My breath smells.
2: Yeah, I’m gonna grab a couple.

by Youbrokedadscoffeepot August 2, 2022

Coffee

A hot drink made from the roasted and ground seeds (coffee beans) of a tropical shrub.

We went out for a coffee

by AlexzzExplainer1 October 10, 2020

Meh cuppa coffee

A loser with no future and will die alone

Are you meh cuppa coffee

by Gunnerbummer76 July 24, 2021

Coffee

A highly addictive drink brewed from roasted coffee beans now consumed around the world. Made by coffee slobs -instant coffee, to coffee snobs -Kopi Luwak coffee which is made from coffee beans eaten and pooped out by the Asian palm civet.

“If only Elvis had stuck with coffee…”

by Cammeray January 19, 2017

Who Stole My Coffee

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Who Stole My Coffee!!

by CocaineDude February 1, 2021

coffee-cereal

Created when you’re so fucking high that you make cereal at 3am and accidentally pour hot coffee into it instead of milk, undoing the effects of the heroine you injected into your arm 4 hours prior, and fucking your tongue in the process.

Bruh, I finna make some COFFEE-CEREAL
*makes the cereal*
NOW FOR THE LAST TOUCH
*inserts dick*
BRUH MY PICKLE IS GONE BRUH!

by The speed-loading stapler May 19, 2019