choking chocolate

The act of defecation.
*It is not reflective of the consistency or content of the feces, nor of the ease or difficulty of the passing.
*It is not a reference to confection abuse.
-Origins traced to yurt-dwelling Beverly Hills rednecks.

PRESENT TENSE:
"Where's Susie? Oh I think she's CHOKING CHOCOLATE..."

Placing "SOME" in between "CHOKE" and "CHOCOLATE" is acceptable for both present and past tense usage.

PAST TENSE:
"Susie WENT to choke SOME chocolate."

The past tense is always determined by altering another verb in the sentence rather than changing "CHOKE" to "CHOKED", as "CHOKED" is considered vulgar.
"CHOKING" is acceptable.
ie- "Susie WAS chokING chocolate."

FUTURE TENSE:
"I WILL choke..."
"I INTEND to choke..."
"I shall have been choking..."

Again, the phrase is modified in the sentence structure itself.
"Choking chocolate WILL be the best and last thing I do all day."

by thacaretaker October 4, 2010

Chocolate wine

The act of consuming discharge following anal intercourse.

Oh Honey, your chocolate wine tastes heavenly!

by Lover Blubber July 10, 2010

Chocolate Jackhammer

when giving anal sex, pull out quickly so your partner shits on your dick, then take your shit covered dick and face-fuck her

dude, i gave my girl the chocolate jackhammer last night!

by ETompk October 25, 2010

chocolate and butterscotch

A womans time of the month, so named for her craving of

sweets and their ability to soothe

Barb was so angry, everyone could tell she was having her chocolate and butterscotch

by sluggerbob November 22, 2010

The Chocolate Dip

When you are in 69 position and you are eating a girl out, and your nose goes into her butt.

After I did the chocolate dip on Jane, my nose smelt like poo for hours.

by JHDfhdks October 12, 2007

Chocolate Growler

A really dirty unwashed minge

Oh man! I saw Bev's minge the other day, it was so dirty it looked like a chocolate growler!

by ClumsyChuff January 5, 2008

chocolate teabag

similar to teabagging someone, only before the tea bagging you shit and whipe your ass towards your balls so you can get the "chocolate" with the tea bag

Ryan passed out, so i chocolate tea bagged him...he loves chocolate teabags

by ggrrrrrraassshopppperrrrrrr January 12, 2009