toilet bowl writing

When you run out of things to write about so you just reword the same thing over and over again

(imagine the spiral of a toilet flushing, going around and round.)
-/u/no-time-to-spare

"A hundred page paper due tomorrow. Time for a little toilet bowl writing."

by UnculturedLout March 16, 2015

kids with bowl cuts

Ugly as fuck

Cynthia: Tom, did you see that group of little Amish boys with bowl cuts?
Tom: Yeah, their poorly executed, money saving bowl cuts are awful. Kids with bowl cuts are as ugly as fuck.

by HateThatMissyGirl May 11, 2015

Super Bowl 2019

Bland, Boring, must I go on?

Yo, Super Bowl 2019, am I right?

by RedIkana February 4, 2019

smoke a bowl day

When is smoke a bowl day you say? It’s when ever you wanna get high

Wanna smoke a bowl on smoke a bowl day ? Yeah let’s got right now

by Bsbigslong May 16, 2018

Improper Benefits Bowl

College football game played on Sep. 17, 2011 between THE Ohio State Buckeyes and the Miami Hurricanes (also a rematch of the 2002 National Championship game). Noteworthy because both programs are currently under serious NCAA investigation for receiving several "improper benefits" such as cash and discount tattoos in exchange for team memorabilia (OSU), and yacht cruises and sex parties (UM), all widely covered in the mainstream media.

ESPN presents "The Improper Benefits Bowl" sponsored by Fine Line Ink Tattoos and the South Beach Yacht Club.

by Andy Vanman September 18, 2011

Chinese Noodle Bowl

When someone has multiple flaccid Penises in their mouth at the same time.

Last night my friends and I gave this girl a Chinese Noodle Bowl in the kitchen.

by Skuba81 November 27, 2021

King Bowl Cut

The vice principle who thinks it's cool to rock a bowl cut and doesn't understand that the shorter it gets, the worse it looks. They also don't understand that dying the thing will not make it look better.

" OMG did you see what King Bowl Cut is wearing today? "

"Ew, yeah. So fugly."

by HateMySchool January 9, 2012