small hours

Period from 00:00 (zero o'clock) until 05:59 (fifty-nine past five).

Small hours.

by Venticinia July 9, 2025

small hours

Part/period of the day that goes from 00:00 until 05:59.

Small hours.

by ÇÑÝÇÑÝÇÑÝ June 25, 2025

Real daddy hours

Sentence used when signifing that you are going to get into a cute session of sexual intercourse

Man, tonight me and Sarah are going to have real daddy hours.

by AnCapPuccino June 10, 2018

bird hours

When a guy only hits you up to "hangout" between the hours of 11pm-3am, usually only for sex.

"I will only hangout with that slut Jessica during bird hours because I don't want to be seen with her."

by lolololblahblaahblahblah June 12, 2017

5 hour documentary

1. Those stupidly long documentaries that you can somehow watch through in one sitting

2. Also the opposite of 5 hour energy

Person 1: I’m planning to watch a 5 hour documentary after drinking a 5 hour energy

There’s no Person 2.

2024 7-16 5:11 p.m

Person 2 started watching a 5 hour documentary

7:23 p.m.

Person 2 was found sitting dead on his couch by Person 1

That’s why Person 1 drank a 5 hour energy.

5 hour documentaries can kill you

by Oiiiiiii July 17, 2024

real christmas hours

between 2:30 A.M. And 3:30 A.M. On Christmas Day.

Hey Donald it's real Christmas hours hitta!

by Rich the kid April 3, 2016

Penis hour

That time of night when all penises retract into the pelvis (most common at Don Cheadle’s house)

It’s penis hour

by Penis hour November 26, 2023