Expresso Date

To speak vulnerable thoughts over a cup of coffee... Rather quickly, in a caffeine induced ramble.

Going out for coffee with a person you've always wanted to be honest with.

So, I went on an Expresso Date with this guy from Tinder, I think I said too much.

by Jeff06999 May 26, 2023

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Date Ball

An 8 Ball of cocaine you and your partner split during a date night.

Hey, buy a Date Ball for when we go to the restaurant tonight

by Mr. Bern June 5, 2024

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Older Woman Dating

An ad that urbandictionary really wants you to click on

Urbandictionary: Older Woman Dating
Person: wtf

by retrded man March 18, 2025

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Blind Date

To have your dinner partner blindfold themselves while you spit caviar through a straw

"My date Bailey and I were set up on a blind date."

"Did it go well?"
"No, she said the caviar tasted worse than her ass getting rammed by a semi truck"

by That-Guy-Jerry December 16, 2022

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A euphemism for masturbation.

Kimberly Clark is the manufacturer of Kleenex, a rather-disposable tissue brand which makes a pleasurable cum rag.

Except in Canada.

Spending the night with Kimberly Clark is therefore equivalent to spending the night with Rosie Palm. Or Palmela Handerson. Or doing the five-finger shuffle.

You want a date with Kimberly Clark?

No, no, no... in Soviet Canuckistan, Kleenex discard YOU!!

by bitchuck September 9, 2024

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