douche bag

a real jerk -- a poker donkey

jgw555 is a real douche bag

by ima dumas January 6, 2008

douche chips

A variety of potato chips flavored with salt and vinegar, which are also the primary cleansing ingredients found in a douche.

Mary's mouth had that not so fresh feeling until she ate a bag of douche chips.

by Plaid Ninja November 26, 2007

douche waffle

1. noun: An extremely annoying person
2. adj: Good grief, he is a gigantic douche waffle!

1: Dang it, shut up, you douche waffle!
2: That guy is a jerk, therefor he is a douche waffle.

by Siyui December 22, 2008

douche bag

a person with qualities of douche-osity including any or all of the following: popped-collar pink shirt, black undershirt, cell phone clip, goofy hat, hemp bracelet, arm sweat band, living in Michigan, and/or wears 'intellectual' glasses

Cell phone clip, what? Don't be a douche bag!

by Loseph May 9, 2005

douche nozzle

(adj.)- the next step up from being a douche bag, usually a nosy bastard.

Guy: Yea, I boned that chick. And when I was done I gave her a Houdini
Chick: Why're you telling me this?! You're such a DOUCHE NOZZLE!

by Anubis Uriel April 25, 2009

douch baggery

doing things that a douche bag would do

someone is being a dick for no reason, you would go dude enough of your douch baggery

by REPZERO January 8, 2010

Douch Casserole

douch casserole; something that people eat because they themselves are indeed, douch bags.

You: " Shutup Steve! Go eat a big plate of Douch Casserole! "

by Dr. DexT November 20, 2009