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dating keyboards

when someone gives up on trying to meet people of the opposite sex in person and resorts to online dating sites.
guy #1: oh, you've gone back to online dating?
guy #2: yeah, i got tired of being rejected in person, so i've resorted to dating keyboards
by Dave_Sammich June 12, 2012
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Scuba Dating

Scuba Dating
(verb) /ˈsko͞obə ˈdādiNG/

Definition:
A style of romantic involvement where one person dives way too deep, way too fast — forming intense emotional attachments early on, often before really knowing the other person. Like scuba diving without checking your oxygen tank, it’s risky, immersive, and usually ends with someone surfacing too quickly (and getting hurt.)
Example:
"We’d only been on two dates and he told me he could see us getting married. Classic scuba dating."
"She’s sweet, but total scuba — had our future kids named before we even kissed."
by Trizzy T June 30, 2025
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Dating Common Sense Deficiency

The inability to detect a Red flag or multiple if applicable.
person 1 (the victim): Its just that her "crazy to hot scale" is really good, bro!
person 2 (a good friend): I'm pretty sure you have a form of dating common sense deficiency.
by takentacos November 16, 2019
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Sa-date

We have a 2 year old, it's covid, so my baby and me are going on a stay-at-home date. A sa-date.
by dlocker8 February 6, 2021
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date before mate

Olivia is ring it’s mate before date
Olivia I can’t go out with you cause Logan date before mate
by Mryourrong January 4, 2018
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E-Dating

When 2 people start a relationship online, extremely common on Discord and VRChat (and Roblox but that's honorable mentions)
Jessa: Have you heard about Billy? He got into a relationship but its E-Dating
Willow: What does that mean?
Jessa: He met her on some Discord server. she lives all the way in Europe!
Willow: Damn, he finally found a girl who'll date him IN EUROPE
by StormUMR March 23, 2025
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Weights for Dates

Girl 1: "Who's this guy?"
Girl 2: "Oh, ignore him. He's another Weights for Dates guy."
by ParkourFactor May 30, 2016
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