Child

A parasite that feeds off of you until it sucks away everything you have left

Person 1: Why must we own a child

Person 2: Its never to late for abortion

by Lil_Yeet January 21, 2020

Child support aversion

the act of behaving or changing one's behavior to avoid being put on them papers.
1. a tactic, act, or actions that tricks one's baby momma

He acted like they were together in an tactic called child support aversion.

by Dasupawiz June 30, 2018

Wisdom child

A child under the age of 12 that has the knowledge and wisdom of memes and trending viralities, some characteristics of a wisdom child are that the child loves memes, wants to raid Area 51, and loves the sandblock building game called Minecraft.

A family moved in the neighborhood today, their son is supposedly a wisdom child.

by MemeNerd_69420 August 11, 2019

Reagan’s child

Typically referencing someone who comes across as ignorant. Especially due to political affiliation. Not because they follow Reagan’s ideology, but more so because Reagan helped dismantle healthcare for mentally ill and mentally disturbed people. Best coupled with ‘Bless Your Heart’

While in a thread on social media, Dave knew his opponent was mentally incompetent. So Dave told his opponent; Bless Your Heart Reagan’s child

by MuscleMouseMike May 19, 2024

child

a demon with only the purpose of making you suffer

''I'M GONNA MAKE PEOPLE DRINK ORANGE JUICE AFTER BRUSHING THERE TEETH!''
''Stop it your acting like a child''

by X13T October 12, 2019

Steven Hawking's Favorite Child

describes a person who loves being molested by disabled people

'I can't believe you let Johnny do that to you, you're such a Steven Hawking's Favorite Child."

by fagzapper1 June 6, 2024

jumping a child

something that is usually defined as a joke, usually.

You:"What character wanna do {friend name}"
Friend:"wanna go and be jumping a child and steal his candy?"
You:"Of course shawty"

by aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa69 February 27, 2022