Uncle Ben’s Rice Grime

A strange unidentified growth found on the inside of a rice cooker after continued use without cleaning it

I was about to have some curry but encountered Uncle Ben’s Rice Grime

by NextJen September 07, 2024

Kentucky Uncle

When a man is brushing his teeth while taking a shower and the paste drops down and lands on ones meatus causing a stinging sensation.

I was trying to get a head start to my day by brushing my teeth in the shower and accidentally gave myself a Kentucky Uncle.

by Kentucky uncle Kenny April 02, 2022

Uncle jimmy ladder

A child's hero worth mentioning

The person she talks about the most is her uncle jimmy ladder for bringing her doll to her for show and tell.

by Alienfiendblokbox June 17, 2022

Uncle Joe

The morning after a night of drinking and you are moving kinda slow. Just as in the theme song for petticoat junction.

How are you feeling this morning Danny?

Man, that was a crazy night. I am feeling a bit "uncle Joe" this morning.

by Jackvader442 May 01, 2022

double-cousin-uncle

Son of their grandparent’s full sibling with the other grandparent’s full sibling.

My double-cousin-uncle is a good person.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019

great-uncle

Grandparent's brother.

great-uncle.

by Zabombini October 05, 2024

Uncle tesco

Male equivalent to aunt flo. Visits post puberty males monthly, symptoms include abdominal cramps, bloating, mood swings (especially anger) , and fatigue.

I think he's in his time of the month. Uncle tesco is visiting him.

by Bildad the shuite April 29, 2025