The myth, the man, the coffee-powered machine that somehow stays tired. Tony El Chong Cuey is the guy who drinks triple espressos for breakfast, and still yawns through life like he's been on a 72-hour bender in Vegas. Despite caffeine having zero effect on him, he remains loyal to coffee because it's not about the energy-it's about the grind.
El Chong Cuey is fearless... except when it comes to one thing: Kaydin Blaeser, the mysterious Polish man who lives rent-free in Tony's mind. Nobody knows what Kaydin did, but the mention of his name makes Tony sweat harder than in a sauna
Tony's lifestyle philosophy? "If you're awake, drink coffee. If you're asleep, dream about drinking coffee." A true hustler, always running on empty, but still managing Tony's lifestyle philosophy? "If you're awake, drink coffee. If you're asleep, dream about drinking coffee." A true hustler, always running on empty, but still managing to get through the day. You drink coffee to wake up, he wakes up to drink coffee.
El Chong Cuey is fearless... except when it comes to one thing: Kaydin Blaeser, the mysterious Polish man who lives rent-free in Tony's mind. Nobody knows what Kaydin did, but the mention of his name makes Tony sweat harder than in a sauna
Tony's lifestyle philosophy? "If you're awake, drink coffee. If you're asleep, dream about drinking coffee." A true hustler, always running on empty, but still managing Tony's lifestyle philosophy? "If you're awake, drink coffee. If you're asleep, dream about drinking coffee." A true hustler, always running on empty, but still managing to get through the day. You drink coffee to wake up, he wakes up to drink coffee.
Man I wish I could be more like Tony El Chong-
Dude I stayed in my bed doomscrolling for hours! I pulled a Tony El Chong Cuey
Dude I stayed in my bed doomscrolling for hours! I pulled a Tony El Chong Cuey
by Caffeine Crusher January 10, 2025
Get the Tony El Chong Cueymug. 16 years old young canadian trapper. His real name is Dieudonné Kapanga and he lives in Montréal with his parents. He is a young trap prodigy for his age. Follow him on ig to know more: yvng_dmkl
by Tonie K March 6, 2018
Get the Tonie Kmug. A fine ass member of the incredible band Pierce The Veil. He is one of the four holy Sexicans also known as Pierce The Veil. His smile is hella cute and he plays guitar like no other motherfucker. I love him so fucking much and you should too! ;)
Person: Who is this guy playing the guitar? He looks so cool
Me: That's Tony Perry! I love him
Person: I have to check him out!
Me: That's Tony Perry! I love him
Person: I have to check him out!
by FALLOUTBOYTRASH January 28, 2018
Get the Tony Perrymug. Pure Bliss. They have both been through a lifetime of challenges. They will never part ways spiritually. Bound by blood. Alone they die together they flourish. The true meaning of completion is when they are physically together. They become one. One soul, one body, one light. No one will ever be able to break their vow to each other. Him a Gemini and Her a Leo, he will not put out her fire. He will fuel her flame. They will conquer life as one. Always and Forever!
by H!GHER P0WER January 27, 2025
Get the Tony + Hollymug. by bigliggmahickylick May 31, 2022
Get the Tonymug. I very dirty thinking person who is really childish and asks very goofy/stupid question. Funny at all times you need a Tony to laugh
by 1234hey1234 November 16, 2018
Get the Tonymug. by ZT786123 June 2, 2020
Get the Tonymug.