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NeW wOrD

by WiNkWoNk1092188 December 13, 2019

New friends

I need them

I need new friends

by Lonely bitch aldo April 27, 2022

New Addington

New addington is the hotspot for knife crime and gangs. But they got decent food so it’s good. There’s a wiff of tory, because of their costa. There’s also very good schools like Meridian High School!

“Hey, wanna go to Selsdon?”
“What about New Addington?”
“Are you dumb? It’s a shit tip”
“But there’s morley’s”

by zhongli’shorsecock420 November 21, 2021

News Handjob

Reading news for the sole purpose of confirming your own beliefs.

Instead of reading the NYT or the Washington Post Rob is getting a news handjob by clicking on Brietbart
a news hand job

by Johnny Cos December 15, 2017

plastic news

Poorly constructed or cheaply manufactured fake or un important news that is released quickly with intent to distract.

D.P.

Did you see the big news story that just came out? Yep more plastic news to distract us from the important stories.

by Imalevolent February 21, 2019

+ New Word

Go add new words I need something to pass by class with.

I pressed the + New Word button.

by ugglet October 8, 2019

NEW WORD

I got penis warts

underneath my shorts
And I have a stick

That's called a dick

I have a NEW WORD

by LOLOLOLOLOL /John Wood November 9, 2022