Sad Spank; The act of preforming self-materbation whilst crying, and utilizing the shed tears as a form of lubrication.
Todd~ " Has anybody seen Adam in the past hour?"
Kevin~ " Yeah, I saw him go off to his truck a few minutes ago, must be having a rough day."
Todd~ " Oh, gotchya. He should just rip off a few sad spanks and he will be fine."
Kevin~ " Yeah, I saw him go off to his truck a few minutes ago, must be having a rough day."
Todd~ " Oh, gotchya. He should just rip off a few sad spanks and he will be fine."
by The Red Shit April 19, 2018
Get the Sad Spankmug. If you are sad listen up. It will get better. Seriously like actually I know when you are sad you think it will never get better but like actually keep going because shit.gets. better.
I’m sad. :(
by Sry.for.my.akwardness June 15, 2018
Get the Sadmug. Person 1: yo iron mans death was soo sad
Person 2: what na I was happy
Person 1: *kicked person 2 out of existence*
Person 2: what na I was happy
Person 1: *kicked person 2 out of existence*
by person 2 pooped himself July 19, 2020
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Get the SADmug. 