Pleasantly Rotund

The polite term for a friend who happens to be a tubby lard-bucket but has a nice personality. Instead of defining the word "Treat" as "occasional decadent snack or foodstuff which is consumed as a rarity" defines it as "something that I'd completely red on the traffic light system that is eaten at every meal...and every snack inbetween". Owners of all inclusive hotels quake at the sight of these fat fucks arriving on the coach and parking their mobility scooters in front of the food court at the start of their two week vacation.

The type of person who thinks broken biscuits are fine to eat because all the calories have fallen out or eating whilst cooking doesn't count towards their daily allowance as it's basically Quality Control

Dave: Have you seen Pleasantly Rotund Sandra anywhere on the complex

John: Yeah, she's just having a bit of a treat before the chocolate fountain gets switched on at 9am to keep her energy levels up.

by Mustafa Shite July 20, 2024

pleasuresexual

Someone who enjoys pleasing their sexual partner and is soley focused on that, their own sexual pleasure doesn't need to be addressed as they are happy pleasing their partner. This partner/hookup doesn't necessarily have to have a gender

"I'm a trans guy and am interested in other cis guys in form of a relationship, but I quite enjoy pleasing cis females or trans males but wouldn't want to form a relationship with them"

"I'm a pleasuresexual and find enjoyment in pleasing other body types"

by Lilith Theo September 6, 2023

pleasurezone

The zone where pleasure is manufactured.

"The pleasurezone is the key to my heart"

by Sweet dickndaddy September 14, 2023

Pleasure Era

A lifestyle, a mindset.

The Pleasure Era is all about living your best life, luxurious self-indulgence, joy and the UNAPOLOGETIC pursuit of pleasure.

It is freedom, loving and celebrating yourself and doing whatever makes you happy.

She is in her Pleasure Era

by neecii September 14, 2023

Pleasuring away

It's you and your mind on vacation. Simply existing. Without any worries.

Oh sorry I didn't get back to you earlier, we were pleasuring away at the beach.

by Sweetcherrylady September 25, 2023

Please Excuse my Ham sandwich

One time in 2nd grade me jackson Clifford got yelled at for saying please excuse my ham sandwiches

Please excuse my ham sandwiches ginger

by WeAllOnTop September 25, 2023

Please don't tell everyone I got beat by a guy whose never fought

Guess. Fucking guess. I'll give you one guess and bonus points for who he said it to.

??? "Please don't tell everyone I got beat by a guy whose never fought"

Hym "It's a mystery quote! Mystery quote of the day! It's was probably more along the lines of 'Please don't tell them.' Because they both have the same pretext and would know what not to tell. Ha! Hilarious! Heheheheh... I mean, come on guys! Just admit that I'm right. I can know thing independently from DOING ANYTHING. I was right about that bitch fucking that retard. The retard, defiler, and the generic one were being assholes. I was right about being kept tabs on. And this was probably the single most effective way of dealing with this any man, woman, or child could have ever conceived."

by Hym Iam October 4, 2023