A mud skipper can be defined in to ways
1.A way to call someone a terrible thing, because mud skippers are the ugliest animal ever.
2.A way to describe what you are doing, could also be used as just chilling
1.A way to call someone a terrible thing, because mud skippers are the ugliest animal ever.
2.A way to describe what you are doing, could also be used as just chilling
by funnytings1919 April 13, 2010
is when you're doing a chick in the ass, and she accidently shards all over your junk leaving mud on your balls just like a mud flap.
"Dude, i was nailing this chick in the ass and she gave me a Mississippi Mud Flap! So I did a Tony Danza on the bitch."
by xMCxWAMMERx213x June 10, 2009
When a female drops a watery brown bath on your man package then proceeds to use the fecal stew as a lubricant for hand jobs galore.
by Judd Appatow May 04, 2009
by Mike Huntisitchin February 12, 2007
while a male is fucking a female doggy style he shits in his hand and proceeds to slap her in the face with it.
by Luke and Matt from Texas June 22, 2008
Right before your girl needs to take a big dump you push your cock in her ass until shit comes out the sides like cheese-wiz. Then you ram it balls deep repeatedly. The shit makes good lube!
Note: Never attempt the Mojave Mud Plugger if she ate anything spicy the night before.
Note: Never attempt the Mojave Mud Plugger if she ate anything spicy the night before.
by Ricky Doodles March 22, 2007
This is a variation of the Clevelnad Steamer, the main difference is that when trying to deficate solid fecal matter square in the center of the recipients chest, a series of gaseous diarrhea like shit filled squirts exit the rectum. It is the force of the gases exspelling intermittent shots of runny shit on top of each other that causes this "skipping" effect. The end result is, well you guessed it, a chest filled with what looks like a combination of chili and chocolate sause.
I was in the middle of giving my girlfriend a mississippi mud skipper when I heard someone knock on the door. I guess I must have moved when I turned to look at the door because when I returned focus to my girlfriend, it looked like someone shot her in the face with a double barrel shit canon.
by WayneD October 26, 2006