monkey

to skin up a doob (splif)

man1:yo my nigga monkey
man2:fuck off

by hjkbhk January 19, 2007

monkey

i cute lil animal that climbs a lot

boy:whats a monkey
girl:a cut animal

by xxxxamyxxxx March 26, 2008

Monkey

To be intoxicated on both alcohol and marijuana at the same time. When under this state the effects of both drugs are amplified, sometimes resulting in a total inability to move due to either relaxation of the muscles or realisation that it's just not worth the effort.

"Lets go get monkey - I got a 10s and 2 six packs"

"I was so monkey that i decided shoelaces were just not worth the effort of tying, I feel over 7 times on the way home"

by JackG. October 11, 2006

slave monkey

an insult used against black people preferably joszi-james

jozsi is a slave monkey!

by yellow man August 07, 2006

Monkey see monkey do'd

When your following another person, but their doing the wrong thing

Damn I wasn't suppose to turn left here. That fool monkey see monkey do'd me

by Aunty Wenold October 08, 2016

monkey bar

(verb) to hold on to one relationship until another is firmly in hand.

Whiny Guy: Lisa cheated on me with James! And now they're going out!
Friend: Wasn't she going out with Adam when you started hooking up with her?
Whiny Guy: Well yeah, but they were on the rocks anyway.
Friend: She always monkey bars her way through boyfriends. You should have seen this coming a mile away, loser.

by lizz612 December 22, 2005

Monkey Face

A person who has at least two of the following traits; Upturned nose with nostrils pointing out at the world like two empty canons. Sloped and furrowed brow. Big monkey lips, teeth, and jaw.

Shanna Collins from CBS's "Swingtown" has a classic Monkey Face.

by jlkid March 11, 2010