may 17

May 17 is my best friends birthday.
I love you jamey and happy birthday<3

(i hope you never see this lowkey)

me - guess what
rando - what
me - its may 17!!
rando - so???
me - Its my jameys birthday duh
rando - no one gaf gab.

by g4qqy May 6, 2022

mai lou

a very air headed girl who doesnt get the idea of sarcasm and unintentionally makes a fool of herself on a regular basis

"Yeah, Emily's here. She's just invisible."
"Oh really? I can't see her!"
"Mai lou, she's not REALLY invisible."
"Oh. Then where is she??"

by peace.love.twilight. July 4, 2009

May 6

eyelash appreciation day

💕💗💞💓
embrace those baddies

boy : yo g it may 6

girl : OMG ITS EYELASH APPRECIATION DAY BRB TTYL ILY BAE

by poopygaydiaperpants May 5, 2020

May 29

International suck off your bf's bully day

Guy 1: hey, wanna go on a double date this Sunday?
Guy 2: sorry can't, my gf's busy this Sunday
Guy 1: oh yeah, it's May 29, huh

by Not_a_cool_doood May 30, 2021

ay may

Significa "AY MADRE"

ay may! se me han olvidado las llaves!

by suspense April 26, 2015

May 17th

National soapy b00b picture day

On may 17th every girl should send a male a soapy tit picture

by Aaron0848 May 17, 2022

may 26th

national baddie day for alayna and roxzee NO ONE ELSE !!!

omg it’s may 26th, that means it’s national baddie day for rox and alayna.

by lolwearebaddies February 25, 2021