by Your almighty and powerful God December 4, 2017

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Parts Around Left Knee Insane Abscesses (Palkia): The First Juvenile Release.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Parts Around Left Knee Insane Abscesses (Palkia): The First Juvenile Release.
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 28, 2025

If you want to give a waiter a hard time, ask them for a left-handed fork and I bet they’ll go look for one.
You: Excuse me can I get a left at fort?
Waiter: Most definitely, I’ll be right back.
2 hours later
Waiter: I think we ran out of left handed forks.
You: Dang that’s a bummer, I don’t know how I’m going to eat. I guess a right handed fork will do for now.
Waiter: Most definitely, I’ll be right back.
2 hours later
Waiter: I think we ran out of left handed forks.
You: Dang that’s a bummer, I don’t know how I’m going to eat. I guess a right handed fork will do for now.
by MrTrollNDaNTaNet February 10, 2019

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 25, 2025

When you can't get a bitch to get out of your car. You sneak and unbuckle her seat belt. And then reach over and open her door with your right hand while turning left hard on your steering wheel while going at a decent speed. She will eject from your car. This is know as a Cincinnati left turn.
by Sleazy Eazy Ec April 3, 2020

A product that has been over-engineered for a too specific purpose. A product is usually considered to be a left-handed sponge when it is marketed with a very specific purpose, yet another cheaper generic multi-purpose product can easily be used in its place.
by seanmft April 23, 2014

A coop game where 4 survivors (Coach, Ellis, Nick and Rochelle) make it from point A to B in a variety of campaigns all designed by Valve
It will also plague you and your friend who play with the tic of making references to the game
It will also plague you and your friend who play with the tic of making references to the game
Guy 1: Remember when you got hit by that car?
Guy 2: Yeah it was like getting hit by the Charger from Left for Dead 2
Guy 2: Yeah it was like getting hit by the Charger from Left for Dead 2
by Emersed February 12, 2025
