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Josh Brother Syndrome

A congenital condition that the tentative editorial DSM-VI defines as a high level of confidence in ones own abilitiy and game knowledge to the point that it is detrimental to those surrounding them, coupled with a immediate breakdown when faced with adversity/a single failure. Once faced with failure psychologists agree the primary coping mechanisms used are "unhealthy self-soothing"(imbibing alcohol) and "compulsions and risk taking"(rushing long A with Galil on save round).

The root cause of this syndrome stems from a down-regulation of dopamine and serotonin receptors(calcium channel deactivation) when the stimulus of "being the best" becomes absent. Down-regulation has also been found to occur when engaging in an activity where new stimulus is not being presented as frequently as every 7 seconds. Alcohol has been shown to improve dopamine reuptake but lower game sense, resulting in a net zero effect on executive function ability.

Total Cases among populace: 2 out of 7.89 billion
Discord friend 1: Bro, you should have tried to block that ball.
Josh Brother 1: Have you considered rotating behind me?
Discord friend 2: Sure...
Josh Brother 1: I have to get off after this game, my girlfriend etc.
Discord friend 2: I am going to find a friend without Josh Brother Syndrome, bye
by 1_SHOt December 9, 2023
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Josh

by Devin/Ace💀 January 16, 2022
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Josh

An absolute wanka that snaps his sister dick pics for fun and he touches little kids without consent.
"Josh touched his sister on the bum bum and his little brother was touched on the penis"
by RyansAFag September 7, 2020
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Josh

• Josh is a cool ass tall dude , He’s also funny asf & good to be around.
• He’s into gaming , working out & just making money fr.
•He’s the type of dude to stand up for the people he loves & care about. He won’t ever do anyone wrong at all bro has a good heart deadass
• He also fw Anime.
• Bro is just a good ass person fr
Yo that’s Josh , bro can make anyone crack up fr 😂 . His humor is a 10/10
by Danny Phantom Boyyy July 17, 2022
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Dirty Josh

When you let your girlfriend tie you on a leash like a dog and walk you through public spaces while you bark like a dog
Did you see they did a Dirty Josh earlier?”
by fhddhffjdfh November 20, 2024
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josh stempka

A large gamer that stays at home and jerks in front of his grandma. Strokes his cats often but will yell at Gus every five minutes. Often thought to be racist but isn’t so he says.
Wow that guy is a total josh Stempka I bet he is a racist.
by RedRiotAngel September 13, 2020
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Josh

Josh is someone you can count on he is very kid and will always been there for you as a friend or a lover.a josh is very hyperactive and get themselves into so much trouble but that’s the reason you should have a friend or lover called josh .a josh is very funny and the sweetest guy you will ever meet
by J0shua April 10, 2023
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