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Jizz on a bisc

A fun game where 3 or more people stand in a circle and stroke off over a biscuit. First one to cum on the biscuit is obviously gay and the last one to cum has to eat it.
Hey buds let's get to know each other better through jizz on a bisc
by Brodsterbroski23 September 6, 2019
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Jizz lids

Seductive or sensual face or eyes, aka bedroom eyes
She’s so sexy, just look at those jizz lids
by Bobahotep September 6, 2019
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Jizz lids

Seductive or sensual face or eyes, aka bedroom eyes
She’s so sexy, just look at those jizz lids
by Bobahotep September 6, 2019
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Jizz hut

A jizz hut was invented by the leadsinger in the band by the same name, a jizz hut is also known to be a man made hut where elder men jizz in each others hands and smer thier faces with the semen as part of a retual for strong genitals, in holland jizz huts can be found on the red light district where you pay to extract your “jizz” into a cup supervised by a nurce, a hot nurce i might add.
Hey joe did you go to that jizz hut last week me and sven really liked it

Jizz hut a place to donate semen

Jizz hut an antient tradition of strong genetials

Hey did you see the pictures i took of my new jizz hut ? Now i’m sure to gain the respect of my peers.

Jizz = semen, hut = house.
by Jizz hut the band May 18, 2018
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Jizz With The Wizz

The process of using melted cheese or fondue as a lubricant
Person 1: Why were you late to work
Person 2: Nah fam I clapped cheeks with the sis and some fondue today, had to jizz with the wizz
Person 1: *Commits*
by OneMilkTwoCows June 9, 2018
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Jizz-Jam-Session

When you make music with your homies while jerking off
Person A: I feel like making some rad music but also like beating tf out of my meet

Person B: then let's get the boys together and do a Jizz-Jam-Session
by smol Karl, Coori May 29, 2018
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Jizz Whisperer

A person who spends time poking and smelling other mens' sperm. Usually called Ryan.
"Hey, what's up man?"
"Nothin' much, just sniffing sperm, looking for wrigglers"
"Man, you're such a jizz whisperer."
by ScreenNamesAreForWimps April 21, 2018
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