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New Jersey Circumcision

Non sexual. The act of removing the ends of a peeled banana to ready it for consumption.
I’ll have to perform a New Jersey Circumcision before I can eat this banana.
by CaptainSkippy July 2, 2024
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Jersey

Jersey is really kind and beautiful.
No cap but a jersey is cuteeeeeeee
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New Jersey Love Letter

A note that reads "I'm pregnant, call me" left under your wiper blade.
Sarah left me a New Jersey Love Letter, when my wife and I were eating at the restaurant!
by Bob from the shore February 5, 2025
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new jersey tuxedo

denim jeans with a denim jean jacket. usually worn by pineys but not exclusive to new jersians

also known as a canadian tuxedo
look at his new jersey tuxedo. fuckin piney
by violinist23 July 22, 2016
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New Jersey Junior Mints

Hey man you know what sounds good for lunch today is some New Jersey Junior Mints
by Scrappinkappen October 20, 2018
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New Jersey

A place that makes Detroit look like Monaco
Jesus, I’m glad I don’t live in New Jersey!
by 1955 Cadillac Coupe Deville December 11, 2022
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South Jersey

It isn’t just any ordinary part of the armpit of the nation, it is very different

As a person born and raised in South Jersey, I may be biased, but this is the greatest part of this boring state. We are people who aren’t as rude as our northern counterparts, and for the rest, we are just a larger in size, smaller in population version of Philadelphia. Wawa comes to mind when thinking about us, and that is correct. In fact the city I was raised in had less people than 8,300 to this day, and we still have a Wawa, yet no main stores like Shop Rite, Walmart etc. South Jersey may as well be it’s own state, having a higher population than many states. We have about 1.75 million people, about the population of Idaho and larger population than states like Hawaii, New Hampshire, Maine, Delaware and we have a higher population than Washington D.C. Plus North Jersey depends on Atlantic City casinos either way and they will probably steal at least one of the casinos somehow.
South Jersey, the cooler version of North Jersey is where I live.
by User: Anonymous March 7, 2019
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