New Jersey Cheesecake

Noun describing the fetish of having feces rubbed on your face with male semen on top.

Last night we had the most intimate moment that ended with a New Jersey cheesecake.

by DirtyJersey7689 February 23, 2023

new jersey whiteout

When one sucks the cum out of another and spits it onto their face.

You gave Jon a New Jersey Whiteout? I feel bad for you.

by Disgusting Gremlin Jon January 31, 2021

White Jersey

v. A bowel movement completed while visiting a toilet away from home.

The shine on Tad’s new apartment wore off quickly once Jerry white jerseyed upon their return from Taco Bell. His bathroom still reeked the next day.

by New Edina Bailey February 01, 2023

Jersey Dirty Devil

Similar to a pig on a spit roast, a person holds on to a spinning horizontal stick and a person standing behind them sticks their finger in the ass of the person while they spin. Optional oral sex if you are brave enough.

A: Asked what her favorite position was, and she said Jersey Dirty Devil!
B: Oh shit! I’ve been trying to get my girl to do it, we only do glory holes.

by They Sold Seeds May 02, 2022

Jersey Jab

When you go down the shore and absolutely rail a girl right in her fucking pussy till it bleeds.

"Yo mark I got drunk at seaside heights and showed this girl a real fucking Jersey Jab."

by Osama 69/11 June 23, 2023

New Jersey Junior Mints

Sardines in Louisiana hot sauce

Hey man you know what sounds good for lunch today is some New Jersey Junior Mints

by Scrappinkappen October 21, 2018

Jersey earthworm

A jersey earthworm is when you go soft during intercourse, but successfully play it off without the girl knowing.

Yo man, last night i pulled a jersey earthworm and she told me she wanted to see me again!

by Peachtreez July 28, 2016