jacob burton

Wanna be cracker gangster who wears other peoples fake designer belts and thinks he can beat up campus supervisors. Acts hard untill you talk shit about his broke boy ass clothing style.

Jacob Burton takes fifties like the crackhead he is

by Santa Rosa Boii February 14, 2018

Jacob

A guy who is a complete douche bag, he’s a player and it’s a miracle if you meet a Jacob and he’s loyal. Usually plays baseball and really immature. If you meet a Jacob be careful cause he will either play you or stick with u for the rest of your life. Don’t trust him unless u really know him.

Hey I met a Jacob today

Bob- be careful around him

by Annoyinglyannoyed June 11, 2019

Bailey Jacobs

A big bitch that likes to take others boyfriend and is a hoe

That Bailey Jacobs girl is such a hoe

by Babydoll883 October 4, 2016

Jacob

A big pimp of pimps, or daddy pimp, often seen wacking a chase with his pimp cane.

Bro chase watch out for that Jacob, he has a lot more bitches then you.

by Croyboi May 7, 2020

Jacob

Someone who is rlly fit and overall healthy and good looking. Someone to be around and just a stand up guy, probably packing

Person 1: That guy looks like a Jacob
Person 2: yeah i can definitely see it look how good he looks

by Yourfavoritebaseballguy November 24, 2021

Jacob

A Fat Ass that benches 225 and has a big penis

Damn Jacob Lookin huge just as big as his cock

by FasterBtw July 2, 2022

Jacob

A bowling ball who sits on the toilet for many hours

Jacob Loves sitting on the toilet and call it his second home

by Ghostface152 November 24, 2025