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jump

A descriptive term, not widely used except by doughhead hipsters and dipshits on Facebook, to describe someone who is wired and/or jittery on too much caffeine, sugar, or perhaps both.
Quote: "Maybe I shouldn't have chugged that 64 oz. of high-sugar black tea. *twitch* *twitch*

"You're so funny when you're jump."
by Darkbackward October 6, 2012
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Jimmy-jumping

Getting an erection while jumping on a trampoline.
"Dude look at that hot girl."
"Ha, you're going to to start jimmy-jumping!"
by HeyItsThatSexyGuy July 11, 2012
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burrow jump

When fucking a girl in the vagina, and you in one sly, dastardly, and courageous movement you remove the penis from the vagina, and instantly slip it into her asshole.

*note* unless the girl has a wide girth...this move should follow the spit prep
"so i totally burrow jumped this girl last night, she loved that shit."
by mr_jim February 7, 2010
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jump failer

someone who sucks at going off ramps on a bike, skateboard, etc. and knows it.
cody: dude go off this ramp
john: i cant i suck at it
cody: come on its easy
john: no im a jump failer.
by makutassead November 8, 2009
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jumping on rainbow

The term "jumping on rainbow" is clearly defined as taking explicit drugs that have stimulant and halucinogen effects on your body while finding a mothering fucking pot of gold.
Hey boys I'm jumping on rainbow soon who is keen?
by Qwerty10101010101 June 25, 2017
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Jump start

If a sexual partner has nipple piercings you connect jumper cables them and proceed to fuck them from behind whilst making engine noises as if you just jump started ur car on cold day
Dude she let me jump start her last night
by Corey treverson June 29, 2019
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