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I Can't Kill Myself

A term Nigerians often use to justify their tiredness or hesitance to do more than they have already done. A phrase that has become a handy excuse for lazy people.

The phrase however, is the first portion of the refrain in a famous song by Timaya with the same name. The song insidiously grows on you, crawls into your ears and lays musical eggs in your brain.
Amaka: Seyi, will you attend tomorrow's meeting?
Seyi: No, i won't. I can't kill myself.
by Grumpy Ned January 4, 2020
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Kill your Family Show

A joke TV show that appeared on Episode 45 of YGOTAS. It consists of Melvin repeating the phrase Kill your Family over and over again. Best show ever.
Marik: Oh look a shiny box! I must worship it!

Melvin: Kill your Family! Kill your Family! Kill your Family! Kill your Family! Kill your Family! Kill your Family!

Merchant: What's the matter? You never seen the Kill your Family show?
by king of koopas December 17, 2009
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If it bleeds, we can kill it

Much like Get to da choppa! this is a much quoted line by the character Dutch in the action film Predator.
played by-Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Must be said barely audibly, due to an over sized cigar or sum such stand in prop and a thick Austrian accent.

Can be used in any number of social situations often regarding an overly optimistic and highly unlikely outcome.
Mac: Dude, that babe is way too hot for you.

(puts rolled up beer mat between teeth and assumes Austrian accent)

Dutch: If it bleeds, we can kill it.
by Soul-Demon November 1, 2008
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You're killing me, Smalls

Line from the movie "The Sandlot," meant to show extreme frustration towards someone's ineptitude or clueless-ness, sometimes both.
"Last night's episode of American Gladiators was wicked?"
"What's American Gladiators?"
"You're killing me, Smalls!"

"Johnson, did you back up those files like I asked"
"Umm,no, sir. I forgot"
"You're killing me, Smalls!"
by Bill so chill October 14, 2008
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Lisha Kill Middle School

A crummy middle school that has all the drama and useless shit that you can expect from a rundown school. A decrease in good teachers with the schools fucked up budget makes sure that you get all the shitty teachers that you dont want. Terrible sports teams and a shitty administration to make sure that these years of your life suck dick.
On a scale of Lisha Kill Middle School to Shen it defently a 4

I went to Lisha Kill Middle School and now i cant spell
by mam22513 May 11, 2011
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Kill Mad People

1. An expression of agreement. (often abbreviated as KMP)

2. An expression of great displeasure. (usually anger or frustration)

3. An expression of great happiness.

4. A filler phrase. (often abbreviated as KMP)
1. Steve: That was a great movie.
Jason: Kill Mad People.

2. Dammit! My computer's broken! Kill Mad People!

3. This coffee is so good I could Kill Mad People!

4. Kill Mad People, yo.
by Justin T. September 6, 2005
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silence! I kill you

Made famous by Achmed the dead terorist, this phrase became one of Jeff Dunham's most loved lines and is now used to express a burst of anger towards someone.
Joe: Man you realy should not be driving.
Moe: Silence! I kill you
by Jose Halapeno December 31, 2008
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