horny ass bitch

That's you

You are a horny ass bitch

by Ur gorgeous July 21, 2023

horny nigga laundry basket

A cum used porno type

Friend: so what kinda porno u like
Me: Horny nigga laundry basket

by nig nug 420 September 13, 2019

Storm Horny

A condition that many bowlers experience -- stated simply, a bowler who has unconditional love for Storm Products bowling equipment, and for a good reason, as Storm Products is hailed as one of the best bowling ball manufacturers in the world.

Anthony: Is ten Storm Bowling balls enough?
Nathan: Not if you're Storm horny!

by Buttered Quayle April 23, 2020

Pain or Horny

The soul crushing decision every male has to make from time to time, the choice of am I uncontrollably horny or am I bone crushingly depressed. This question only arise as the sun goes down but still infects the mind like a third world parasite.

Guy 1: dude what did you do last night?
Guy 2: ah man I spent the night figuring out if I was in pain or horny.......it was just pain.

Guy 1: oh I was horny.

by Dickcheney425 February 25, 2021

Horny horget

A horny horget is when you Flash your head at him to let him know your horny

i had to horny horget that night

I cant believe i bowed so low that i had to horny horget

by Weiner ball man November 24, 2021

Slap Horny

A state of being in which exhaustion or lack of sleep causes a person to become sexually aroused.

Bob, I don't care that you only got 2 hours of sleep last night and are slap horny, get your cock off of me!

by slappyhorny August 1, 2011

Horny

The feeling of wanting to have sex so badly. Wanting to fuck. I want to fuck all of the sexy woman reading this right now. Let's have sex. However if you're ugly, this doesn't apply to you. But if you're sexy, get in touch. Find me.

I'm so horny for you right now? Wanna fuck? Wanna have sex?

by Best User On Urban Dictionary August 10, 2025